Stubby

Stubby is just plain better than you…

Like many children, Stubby was born at a very young age.  Unlike most children, he emerged already equipped for being completely awesome.  Armed only with an acute mental agility and a pair of very strong and manly hands, he spent several years honing himself into a geek-seeking missile.  Subsisting only on a diet of beef jerky, spring water and buffalo wings Stubby spends most of his days in a tin tool shed, building things with a text editor and a strong desire to do everything that much better than the day before.

Nowadays he wakes up long before the world to pound the rock for d20crit, talking with a blazing passion about games that use random numbers and sending emails with subjects that are confusing to others (but hilarious to himself). Until the day web applications become self-aware, Stubby will be there putting things right that once went wrong and hoping, each time, that his next leap will be the leap home…